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What do you get the dictator who already has an evil glowing orb?
Oh my sides! This is too good.
Ah, the found Woody Allen's orgasmatron device, what fun
Solid Epstein connection.
That's actually the Express of King Salman shitting himself, not cumming. They should have read the manual.
Meanwhile Melania there looking like a Jim Henson creation.
She looks like they stole her from Madame Tussauds.
The longer you look at that globe, the worse it gets.
Why is Alaska a schlong?
Is the photo real?
yes. I don't think the egypt foreign minister is the one in the Trump photo though
That's his boss. General Sisi was Mubarak's second. He led a coup against the first democratically elected President and murdered him in jail. Egypt receives almost as much military aid as Israel, all to suppress their own people as an extension of the Israel occupation.
yup
A good glowing orb. And then a neutral glowing orb.
I got mine at IKEA!
I put a multicolor led bulb in the orb. It’s pretty neat looking.
Oh, nice. Thanks for the tip, I have been looking for some new cool lightstuff, since the long dark is beginning here again.
CHAOTIC GLOWING ORB.
WAAAGH!!!!