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I love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share! (lemmy.world)

submitted 17 hours ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] glibg10b@lemmy.zip 65 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

1000004193

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 hours ago

One developer in the whole channel who actually read the requirements smh.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 65 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What a coincidence! That's my cat's name.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 21 points 11 hours ago

I just call her whspsps instead

[–] kzzzl@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

let's push some files to your github

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 27 points 11 hours ago

Bit of a mouthful to say, but I'll go with it.

[–] Newsteinleo@infosec.pub 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure this name is to long form my vets office database.

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 4 points 7 hours ago

Maybe just shorten to b3B'); drop table animals; ?

https://xkcd.com/327/