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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“We’re never, ever again going to be able to be dominated by public officials who tell us trust the experts, because every American will be able to check their own medical advice,” Kennedy said.

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[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Land of the Free, Home of the unmitigated stupidity.