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submitted 2 weeks ago by Diddlydee@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Fruit flies like a banana.

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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can't figure out how your comment is supposed to be funny, so I guess I'll assume you're serious.

Time feels like it moves rapidly - like how an arrow flies through the air quickly.

(because if you're joking about the existence of an insect called a "time fly", that's...... what the joke is predecated upon)

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Whoosh thats the sound of the time flying over your head. ;)