(or so I was told)
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What the fuck is a time fly?
As an Archer, I need to know. Should I be worried for my arrows?
I can't figure out how your comment is supposed to be funny, so I guess I'll assume you're serious.
Time feels like it moves rapidly - like how an arrow flies through the air quickly.
(because if you're joking about the existence of an insect called a "time fly", that's...... what the joke is predecated upon)
Whoosh thats the sound of the time flying over your head. ;)
Thanks Zilean
You mean Groucho Marx?
That joke is nearly a hundred years old. He is the one who first said it.
Who the fuck is a Zilean? Everyone should know the Marx Brothers. Karl was the one who wasn't funny, though he tried and people missed the punchline.
But they kind of didn't, as they ended up in punch lines. Too much metaphysical humor to his works.