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[–] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 42 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You guys bring my hope that this will be a place better than reddit one day higher than ever before.

[–] eleijeep@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

he prefers small dogs. he cant handle large powerful ones.

[–] yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You need to enclose your link in ![](link) to embed the gif

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Uhhh, what is the conclusion i should gather from this? Is it like an anti-bestiallity ad?

[–] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lol. No idea, I saw this years ago and it stuck with me. I guess don't fuck sheep.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

I mean thats a message i can stand behind, tho this is a confusing way of communicating that

Idk wtf I just watched, but it was hilarious.