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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot (thespinoff.co.nz)

submitted 6 days ago by Infrapink@thebrainbin.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.

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[–] silver@das-eck.haus 92 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The fallout appears to be spreading. “I want to fuck the National Bank horse,” says one account.

I'm fuckin dead

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Something about beating a dead horse

[–] mondomon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Beating off one at least.

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

On the fucking nose: