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Two guys at a dog park argued about Trump. Then they pulled their gun (www.nytimes.com)
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[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

missing him by inches.

Shame, that

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Like that time a guy got shot in the ear

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And then millions of dumbasses wore diapers on their ears for weeks afterward

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They had to do something with the left over trump diapers from the earlier rallies.