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[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 91 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I mentioned this last time this was posted, but linux only has around 20 million lines of code. It's funny how people always seem to overestimate the size.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

300 trillion lines you say!?!?

[–] bertlewirth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, how's his wife holding up?

[–] sexhaver87@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

To shreds, you say?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

SMH with some serious management we could double that number of lines in mere months.

(Do I have to put the / ?)

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You seem to underestimate how much 20 million loc is.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 6 points 1 week ago

The difference in size between billions and 20 million is actually about the same order of magnitude as the difference between linux and my largest personal project (~100x).

Of course, "only 20 million lines" is a ridiculous statement taken out of context.