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[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Berkeley, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on GNU, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in al-gore-rhythm warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire FOSS ecosystem. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like how you stopped bothering to modify the copy pasta a third of the way through. 😄

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

You're absolutely right, we can do better!

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ~~life~~

Operating System

and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my ~~bare hands~~

Kernel

It's weird to think about it and notice that's basically true.

MacOS is closed-sourced Darwin, which is itself a descendant of BSD.

Omg, license laundering goes brrr.

[–] neidu4@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

In a strictly semantic way it is technically true; It is the basic building block of what later became the basic building block of macos