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[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Its been so long since I've flown that I think my butthole has tightened up too much to handle the cavity searches.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Last flight I was on transferred through China and the security guy cupped my balls with a determination that no one's done since the guy who checked me after my powdered mashed potatoes set off the bomb detectors in the US.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I literally haven't flown since before 9/11. It would be a huge culture shock for me

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Last time for my was 2008 for a funeral. I don't think I'll fly again unless I go overseas.