NFL

The NY Giants' 3rd-string quarterback is barely putting together drives for touchdowns to beat garbage teams and Giants' fans are developing Stockholm Syndrome for him because he leans into Italian Stereotypes for the memes. Giants fans are also wondering if it was a good idea for Schoen to say out-loud that they're probably looking at adding to the QB position next draft, even though the current QB room has a contracted QB that can't get back to his personal record of 15 TDs a season, a second-string QB who's perennially injured or is making the most risk-averse throws in the NFL, or a third-string QB whose current claim-to-fame is that he still lives with his parents; this third-string QB is also throwing more TDs in a game than the contracted starter.

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm looking forward to some Eagles' end-of-season shellackings - that should wake this fan base up to the fact that Jones, Taylor, and CERTAINLY DeVito are nowhere near the answer and if they want to stay competitive with a division that has Hurts, Prescott, and even Howell in their division, they need to upgrade the QB position and QUICK.