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[–] I-C-U-8-1-M-I@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (14 children)

Oklahoma has the death penalty or would you want to be traded to the Pistons

[–] JMEEKER86@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If the events happened in Oklahoma (or most other states) then it wouldn't even be illegal because the age of consent is 16 and there's a 4 year Romeo and Juliet provision. It's police in California that are looking into it and in California by the letter of the law anyone who has sex with someone under 18 is considered to have committed statutory rape. Yes, anyone, because only the age of the "victim" matters, so if two 17 year olds have sex then they are technically both rapists. California's laws are frankly stupid and draconian with their complete lack of nuance ("everyone's a rapist" from the state that brought you "everything causes cancer") and leave everything up to prosecutor discretion.

[–] TedTran2001@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Take him to Detroit.

[–] GentrifvsWhiteflight@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

A quick death or a slow death?

[–] OutsideTheServiceBox@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The real life version of being hanged or sent to The Wall.

[–] TackoFallFanClub@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"FORM A FUCKING WALL" - Former Pistons coach Stan Van Gindy

[–] tasyn123@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He should demand a trial by combat against Adam Silver

[–] MoooonRiverrrr@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Death or…Exile, if you will

[–] Masterchiefy10@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MoooonRiverrrr@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

SOLD, to the man in the cold sweat

[–] isit65outsideor@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Send him to Salt Lake City for his punishment!

[–] venk@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Catching strays

[–] Persianx6@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The investigation is in California.

[–] blacklite911@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

SEND HIM TO DETROIT!

[–] GrayBox1313@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Ehh. Not sure if they would do it for something as…”country” as this.

[–] yoloqueuesf@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Piston fans offering wiseman as we speak

[–] Altruistic-Star-544@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Unique way for OKC to solve their future contract issues for sure

[–] MathTough1501@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Death penalty lol

[–] DKknappe08@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] thetangible@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Pistons fan tapping out. I just caught 6 strays under the first comment.