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[–] I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

This guy is like an out of shape ex-non league striker, rolling Sunday league defenders and trotting in to score simple goals.

If rolling city centre backs was ALWAYS this easy. Jesus, Mbeuma, Kane, and other strikers good at it would have 2-3 goals a game lol.

Edit: Because of my flair maybe ruining my joke take, lets just say it would give Jesus and extra few xG, not goals.