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[–] I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

This guy is like an out of shape ex-non league striker, rolling Sunday league defenders and trotting in to score simple goals.

If rolling city centre backs was ALWAYS this easy. Jesus, Mbeuma, Kane, and other strikers good at it would have 2-3 goals a game lol.

Edit: Because of my flair maybe ruining my joke take, lets just say it would give Jesus and extra few xG, not goals.

[–] StillBadger925@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Looks like city are running out of oil

[–] however_youlikeit@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

What a significant moment given how it has been over last few years

[–] shaeelm1@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

prime mbappe finish

[–] chanjitsu@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The 2-0-8 formation

[–] YunLihai@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Openda always stays calm in front of the goal. Brilliant finish

[–] _handsomeblackman_@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

man city defenders not learning not to go tight on him is funny as hell

[–] infjazz@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Ruben Dias overrated as fuck lmfao

[–] Successful_Basket399@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] etan1122@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Días is so overrated man over commits all the time.

[–] KiraAnnaZoe@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Streaks are here to end is what Klopp said. Lets be real tho, City is gonna make it 3-2.

[–] ImDownie@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

nice prediction mate

[–] Bentic@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Too early for farmers league jokes?

[–] RoiDesSables@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I'm curious, which team do the German fans hate the most here ?

[–] OrganicWhine@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

love to see it

[–] treq10@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Lois, remember that time you scored two goals against City? hehehehehe

[–] thebansarereal@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Ice cold finish

[–] basedjuicer1@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I don’t rank Dias at all, should’ve been sent off as well. Solid defender but not PL POTY caliber.

[–] Drive_shaft@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Bale vs Barcelona vibes