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[–] I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

This guy is like an out of shape ex-non league striker, rolling Sunday league defenders and trotting in to score simple goals.

If rolling city centre backs was ALWAYS this easy. Jesus, Mbeuma, Kane, and other strikers good at it would have 2-3 goals a game lol.

Edit: Because of my flair maybe ruining my joke take, lets just say it would give Jesus and extra few xG, not goals.

[–] StillBadger925@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Looks like city are running out of oil

[–] however_youlikeit@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

What a significant moment given how it has been over last few years

[–] shaeelm1@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

prime mbappe finish

[–] chanjitsu@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

The 2-0-8 formation

[–] YunLihai@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Openda always stays calm in front of the goal. Brilliant finish

[–] _handsomeblackman_@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

man city defenders not learning not to go tight on him is funny as hell

[–] infjazz@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Ruben Dias overrated as fuck lmfao

[–] Successful_Basket399@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago
[–] etan1122@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Días is so overrated man over commits all the time.

[–] KiraAnnaZoe@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Streaks are here to end is what Klopp said. Lets be real tho, City is gonna make it 3-2.

[–] ImDownie@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

nice prediction mate

[–] Bentic@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Too early for farmers league jokes?

[–] RoiDesSables@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

I'm curious, which team do the German fans hate the most here ?

[–] OrganicWhine@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

love to see it

[–] treq10@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Lois, remember that time you scored two goals against City? hehehehehe

[–] thebansarereal@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Ice cold finish

[–] basedjuicer1@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

I don’t rank Dias at all, should’ve been sent off as well. Solid defender but not PL POTY caliber.

[–] Drive_shaft@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Bale vs Barcelona vibes