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Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car (au.sports.yahoo.com)

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

BUT WHOSE POOP WAS IT?

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 45 points 2 years ago

It was his.

The Ohio Supreme Court suspended an attorney who defecated into a Pringles potato chip can and then tossed it into a parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center.

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/politics/2023/11/29/ohio-supreme-court-suspends-attorney-over-dropping-poop-filled-can/71739810007/

[–] jwt@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Well, poop analysis showed there were wolf hair and pieces of credit card in it. So, still inconclusive.