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Woman who threw bowl of food at Chipotle worker sentenced to work 2 months in fast food job (www.cnn.com)

submitted 11 months ago by TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] stolid_agnostic@lemmy.ml 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Jail is punishment only. They are cages to make people disappear while middle class white people pray to NIMBY Jesus.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, that's the dark reality. I love NIMBY Jesus, thank you I'm adding it to my vocabulary

[–] stolid_agnostic@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

lol thanks, made it up the other day!

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

His full name is actually “supply-side NIMBY capitalist Jesus”, just so you know