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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 51 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Maybe next time dont lie to medical staff.

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

To quote Gregory House, everybody lies.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"IDK how this gun ended up inside my butthole. I must have fallen on it."

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait wait wait! The gun was on her person, or the gun was in her rectum?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Idk, I didn't read the article.

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