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"But we can exonerate him. We found the tomato." (www.businessinsider.com)

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cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/9448862

NASA found a stray, space-grown tomato that went missing for 8 months, clearing the astronaut they all thought ate it

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

turns out, the sentient mold and grew and became incredibly helpful. Imagine the ground crew's surprise when people started talking about 'Kalten' and it was Kalten that fingered the crewmate... to hide the fact that he might have been grown on the tomato.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

and it was Kalten that fingered the crewmate

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

The shit they slipped past us...