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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

With all of the police at any given hospital, it's interesting that this woman wasn't arrested and charged. Discharging a concealed handgun in a hospital? Just American things!

Also, I love how she lied about having a gun, apparently not understanding that they're about to walk into the most dangerous place on Earth to possess metal. Remember the buttplug MRI story? Like, these damn libruls are going to take my gun away if I tell them about it!

[–] PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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