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Chinese garlic is a national security risk, says US senator (www.bbc.com)

submitted 9 months ago by roastedDeflator@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

99% of us are the detritus of Reddit that had the momentary good sense to bail early

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The proportion of people who can't read between the lines and can't parse more than one logic-altering operator in a sentence is way too damn high! Like really off. Worse than reddit in that way, I hate to admit.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I used to be able to read between the lines but ever since I switched to dark mode it's been a struggle