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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can I at least get some electrolytes please.

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you!

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 10 points 10 months ago

It's what plants crave!