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[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 159 points 10 months ago (6 children)

“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

This is the official response. You'd best start believing in Idiocracy, you're in one.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can I at least get some electrolytes please.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 10 points 10 months ago

It's what plants crave!

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