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Indian man urinating on train track dies after being hit by ‘flying cow’ | The Straits Times (www.straitstimes.com)

submitted 10 months ago by schizoidman@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Holy cow!

[–] Abird1620@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ur really milking those puns!

[–] ADTJ@feddit.uk 3 points 10 months ago

How dairy make such a bad pun?