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A Florida woman is suing Hershey because its Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins aren't as cute as they appear on the wrapper (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't care if she wins a billion dollars. Hershey's can go bankrupt tomorrow. I just know what actual problems look like and a fucking candy wrapper ain't one of them.

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

The world is allowed to have more than one problem solved at once.