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Trump Attorney Tells Judges Presidential Immunity Would Even Cover Assassinating Rivals, Selling Pardons (themessenger.com)

submitted 11 months ago by originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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U.S. presidents cannot be prosecuted for selling pardons or assassinating political rivals through SEAL Team Six, personal Trump lawyer John Sauer argued Tuesday.

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[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

The important question is, if this ruling goes through, will Biden understand the implications. And will he have enough balls to pull the trigger.

Oh look at me, fantasizing about Biden murdering Trump. Oopsie!

[–] pozbo@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Oopsie!

No oopsie here, it's double jeopardy after the GOP feigning victimhood for years on end. Play games, win prizes.

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago

To quote one of their favorite lines -

Let's go, Brandon!