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Wait, so I CAN climb up a tree to escape from a bear?
Only the big ones. Hope you brought a scale on your hiking trip.
You can just ask the brown bear how much they weigh, but you might offend them even more
Brown bear: not impossible. Polar bear: definitely. You might want to find something to do while you and the polar bear wait for a tree of appropriate size to grow in the Arctic. According to the link, you should also ensure the polar bear neither brings nor builds a ladder.
Better tip: don't fuck around with polar bears
Unless you're ancient Inuit and really hungry. They hunted polar bear, and the bears hunted them back.