this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
200 points (90.7% liked)

Not The Onion

12561 readers
443 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
kescusay@lemmy.world
200
Miami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexerto (www.dexerto.com)
submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
39 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] roho@lemmy.ml 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Here are some people speaking out about what they had happen:

Cops are not allowed to comment on it:

Cellphone was taken:

When you freak out for your life, you don't press record: