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School district bans the dictionary to comply with Ron DeSantis’s book-ban law (www.lgbtqnation.com)

submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Papanca@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago (14 children)

What's next; banning certain letters from the alphabet, because they can be used for banned texts?

[–] vind@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (7 children)

No E because of Estrogen

No T because of Testosterone

No X or Y because of chromosomes

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

g means gay.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A means abortion

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

ou r mking his difficul

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