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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 83 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Imagine being an animal control guy and having a school seriously call you and ask you to take a stranger's child because of that child's participation in a subculture.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Imagine having the cops called on you for being a child predator when you're just animal control.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I don’t think I’d have the willpower to avoid responding by calling them pigs on the loose. I’d already want to be dead as animal control tasked with catching furry schoolchildren.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure that will leave the animal control people open to being charged with botched citizen arrests. Not sure what Oklahoma's particular arrest laws are like but for most States you are pretty limited in what you can do to perform one and the standards of places you can use to detain an arrested person in are usually at least required to be humane and actively monitored.

The answer to "Little Timmy wore a tiger costume to school for Halloween do you have a cage available? " should properly be "Get fucked authoritarian scum I have actual work to do."