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[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think that's also made up propaganda. Kitty litter is used by janitorial staff basically everywhere (at least in the US) to clean up vomit and other semi-wet solids. Children are prolific pukers so it's not surprising that basically every school has a bunch of kitty litter in their janitorial closets.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And maybe, just maybe, the school has some cats that hang around. One of the teachers at my high school had a classroom cat.