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They’re not aliens. That’s the verdict from Peru officials who seized 2 doll-like figures (madison.com)

submitted 10 months ago by roastedDeflator@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Sl00k@programming.dev -4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Sorry for the acronyms, there's been quite a bit going on on Capitol Hill these past 6 months regarding, well aliens.

NHI - Non-human intelligence

UAP - Essentially UFO

MIC - Mitary industrial complex

ICIG - Inspector general of the intelligence community (Referring to US)

And I'm referencing American tax payers. We funnel quite a bit of money into the Department of Defense who then funnels quite a bit into the MIC. This isn't even necessarily include anything anamolous, it's just the American system.

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Bu the mummies are in Perú, not the US!