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    [–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 152 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Linux is so much better than sex.

    [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 119 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Can you compile sex from source? Ha, didn't think so!

    [–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 140 points 9 months ago (4 children)
    [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 25 points 9 months ago

    You win, sex it is

    [–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........................

    [–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I compiled it for you :

    fred@ButtWarmer:~/Work/ZZ/sex-1.0> ./a.out   
"Is that all?" croaked the nine-year-old cheerleader as the dribbling electric eel fucked her creamy chubbies and thrust his throbbing joy stick into her moist appendix scar.   
fred@ButtWarmer:~/Work/ZZ/sex-1.0>

    It is pretty bad.

    [–] derpgon@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago

    Sounds way cooler than my fortune | cowsay in bashrc lol.

    [–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

    THE WHAT YEAR OLD?!

    [–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

    I know, it doesn't make sense to have a cheerleader that young.

    [–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

    ./a.out | cowsay

    [–] woodgen@lemm.ee 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Can you freely modify and distribute sex? Not that I know of!

    [–] tourist@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

    op's mum

    [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

    Mine's copyleft >:)

    [–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

    Mine has no arms.

    [–] papabobolious@feddit.nu 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

    Charging money is actually illegal in most parts of the world

    [–] dustyData@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

    I distribute sex for free. Sue me.

    [–] endhits@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

    I actually have access to Linux 🤷‍♂️