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Oklahoma proposal would make watching porn a felony, ban sexting outside marriage (nypost.com)

submitted 9 months ago by roastedDeflator@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A bill set to be introduced next month would ban consuming or producing sexual content and punish offenders with prison sentences of up to 20 years and $25,000 fines.

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[–] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The lawmakers pushing this should have their browsing history and message logs examined by a team of data recovery experts.

I can assure you, they are into some weird shit but they spout these bullshit platitudes about turning others away from sin. It's almost certainly because they are embarrassed or insecure about their own desires.

See also : every right leaning politician who was secretly closeted gay

[–] jwt@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

John Oliver was doing something like that around a piece about data brokers:
https://youtu.be/wqn3gR1WTcA?si=rq-rJmo4YoW5vt6b&t=20m55s

It was wonderful.

[–] misanthropy@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

The lawmakers proposing this... We should bring back tar and feathers.