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Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Kind of how jews are supposedly inferior while also secretly running everything.

[–] anti@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Schrödinger's Jew", as David Baddiel puts it.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Wait Einstein was Jewish and he knew Schrodinger. It all makes sense now. how can no one else see how obvious it all is. Schrodinger was warning the world about space Lasers when he came up with the paradox of a quantum superposition.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

And also how Palestinians are simultaneously inferior animals who have to hide on tunnels and at the same time are a powerful cabal that infiltrated all the international agencies to make them antisemites. Fascism is one discourse wearing many disguises.

[–] Oderus@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or the lazy immigrant that also wants to take our jobs.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’ve met a bunch of immigrants of all types on construction sites… those people are some of the nicest and hardest working people i’ve ever met. Then I have to work with conservative white men sometimes and… hoo boy. I can’t get off those job sites fast enough 😂

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

On a worksite, you avoid the guys that travel one person to truck and associate with the 6 or 7 guys that pile out of a single truck.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Hahaha why is this so accurate? And the shinest, biggest truck usually belongs to the owner or someone high up at the GC company 😂 Bonus points if they stand in a circle and chew (and spit out) dip…