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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 9 months ago by TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 9 months ago (10 children)

I was thinking the same. I knew a Burger King like this. Perhaps surprisingly, it was one of the cleaner, more well-maintained BKs I've visited.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 32 points 9 months ago (7 children)

If you're doing some real illegal stuff, you don't want an inspection just because you didn't keep your frier up to spec

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do one illegal thing only

[–] Jf2540@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Exactly, one crime at a time, baby!

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