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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 9 months ago by TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] dan@upvote.au 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

It's something I see a lot on Cops (the TV show). They pull someone over because one of their brake lights is out or they went through a stop sign or something like that, and it turns out they have drugs in the car or a warrant for their arrest or something similar. It seems like some of them would get away with it if they didn't give police any reason to pull them over.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Most criminals aren't very intelligent.

[–] LeadEyes@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've never met a prompt and reliable drug dealer.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 1 points 9 months ago

I have, but it was a rich white kid in the dorm room across from me. But, his frat and a few others were dealing out of the houses.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 9 months ago

Well, they're the ones on COPS.