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[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Man I can't wait to get charged with adultery when the court finds out how much porn I watch.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

If you live in the United States, depending on the state, you might get your wish.