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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 117 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Can I get in trouble for this?

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No idea but holy fuck that's amazing. I'd be happy catching a charge for this.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I brought enough for everyone

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oh hey that second one is probably real.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

I'm doing my part

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is the comedy police: You are under arrest for being funny without a license!

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You'll never take me alive! I've got hostages, and they are dying of laughter!

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

I'd like to submit a report to your unit

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ianal. Legally? No. It's a tip line. There is no threat of harm. Just of being weird.

Unless there's some disclaimer prior to submitting saying it's the state equivalent of submitting a false police report or something... Even then, good luck trying to arrest you in a different state.

I would love to be banned from Texas or Florida if I could lol.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Who ever heard of a sad clown?