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[–] CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

all stupid rich people comments aside - we ABSOLUTELY will invoke emergency cereal dinners when we just don't feel like making anything, and the kids fucking love it.

[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

Yep we definitely have nights where the dinner choices are cereal, oatmeal, or a pb&j