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New Orleans police evidence room overrun by rodents, officials say: "The rats are eating our marijuana" (www.cbsnews.com)

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The headquarters of the New Orleans Police Department is in such a state of decay that rats are eating drugs in the evidence room, the department's chief said.

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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Their marijuana? Are they claiming to be the owners of marijuana? I think they should be arrested of that's the case.

[–] DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No, you see it's okay when cops do it. Speed, drive while looking at their ~~cellphones~~ laptops, park anywhere they want, possess cannabis, murder, it's all good bro, and why are you so upset? calm down the supreme court said "it's cool bro" so like chill.