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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Punch them.

Shaving heads requires shears….and don’t really want to carry shears around,

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If I get to use them on a Nazi I think I can find room in my EDC.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Best I can do is some dull safety scissors, this is going to take a while. Hold them still, I am very bad at haircuts.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

If I'm taking the time to carry around shears I'm doing a lil snipping