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Altoona substitute teacher charged after 'sexually explicit' classroom conversation (www.wqow.com)

submitted 7 months ago by JackFromWisconsin@midwest.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Limeey@lemmy.world 91 points 7 months ago (3 children)

One student told police the conversation became disturbing, saying it was apparent Worley "did not care at all". Worley made statements about snorting cocaine off of a hooker and described multiple sexually explicit acts, after asking students if they knew what "iglooing" and "snowballing" were. One student told police Worley taught two kids how to give a man oral sex, "walking them through the process step-by-step".

Multiple students overheard Worley tell the students that the lowest age he would date was 14-years-old.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 62 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Heh and I think a lot of us coming into the comments expected someone in deep Mississippi being threatened to acknowledging condoms exist in a sex Ed class

[–] redbr64@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That was my first reaction, because... News in general in my corner of the world

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

And Lemmy for that matter

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now I am off to Google some words, I may be some time...

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Are they 'police', 'about', and 'described'?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Student" and "conversation".

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I'm still struggling with "is".

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ok yeah that sounds like it merits a felony

[–] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

eh… except for the snowballing and igloo question, I had all of that in school. some of it in health class (the sex stuff) and some of it in religion (the drugs. dont ask me why)

it was all planned and not a teacher goong off the rails however

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago

This guy can’t make up his mind about whether he likes rails or not