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It’s just water in a can. How did Liquid Death become a billion-dollar brand? (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

Anyone want to invest in my Death Time Crystals startup? Its prepackaged sperm in a can.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Sorry, I buy my prepackaged sperm in resealable gallon bags only.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Sperm in a bag? what are you Canadian!

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Only certain regions of Canada, the rest of Canada finds those who keep their sperm in a bag weird af too!

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