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It’s just water in a can. How did Liquid Death become a billion-dollar brand? (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] SkippingRelax@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I know, look you are doubling down and making it worse. Re your last edit

That said, I stand by my original comment. Plastic water bottles are made of fucking tissue paper these days. They 100% would snap if someone stepped on an opened/empty bottle.

Stop making shit up, how can you even think this would be the case. Go grab a plastic bottle and step in it. When you realise that no it doesn't snap, try to fucking jump on it as hard as you can.

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

I've stepped on plastic bottles before lol. I don't know what planet you live on that jumping on a plastic bottle doesn't break it.