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[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's hyperbole. If you want that to be illegal I'd be hanged for how hyperbolic I am.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

Hey hey let’s keep it accurate here. Nobody’s talking about executing her.

So far they’ve only intimidated, tortured, and [reading between the lines with the twelve hour surprise police visit to her home] possibly raped her.