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[–] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 91 points 1 year ago (8 children)

The only rational response to that is to spray pig manure all over the board's homes.

[–] iAmTheTot@kbin.social 56 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Interesting, cause I was thinking jail time.

[–] Haagel@lemmings.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm... In the absence of one...

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a French I shall validate this emoji use

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I love it when a redistribution of illegally obtained wealth comes together

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] isles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hi! It looks like you're trying to execute some bourgeois. Would you like some help with that?"

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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