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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 134 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nooooo, trust me, you don't need regulations, haha. We're good people who would never do anything bad, promise. Why do we want those regulations gone? Just because you don't need them, that's all, I promise.

They're actually limiting YOU, swearsie-realsies

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Look, nobody ever said you should be able to drink or bath with tap water...

[–] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 91 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only rational response to that is to spray pig manure all over the board's homes.

[–] iAmTheTot@kbin.social 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Interesting, cause I was thinking jail time.

[–] Haagel@lemmings.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm... In the absence of one...

🇫🇷🫠🪓🧺🇫🇷

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a French I shall validate this emoji use

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I love it when a redistribution of illegally obtained wealth comes together

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] isles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hi! It looks like you're trying to execute some bourgeois. Would you like some help with that?"

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

😤✋ Clippy

☺️👉 Choppy

[–] Dreizehn@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BREXIT problems. Oh well, the dipshit nationalists won the vote and now they're wondering why the UK is falling apart.

[–] Jon_Servo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Aren't a huge number of them dead already? Could have sworn I'd seen an article about it at some point...

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shit ~~hole~~ beach country