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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 134 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nooooo, trust me, you don't need regulations, haha. We're good people who would never do anything bad, promise. Why do we want those regulations gone? Just because you don't need them, that's all, I promise.

They're actually limiting YOU, swearsie-realsies

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Look, nobody ever said you should be able to drink or bath with tap water...

[–] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 91 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only rational response to that is to spray pig manure all over the board's homes.

[–] iAmTheTot@kbin.social 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Interesting, cause I was thinking jail time.

[–] Haagel@lemmings.world 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmm... In the absence of one...

🇫🇷🫠🪓🧺🇫🇷

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a French I shall validate this emoji use

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I love it when a redistribution of illegally obtained wealth comes together

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] isles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Hi! It looks like you're trying to execute some bourgeois. Would you like some help with that?"

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

😤✋ Clippy

☺️👉 Choppy

[–] Dreizehn@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

BREXIT problems. Oh well, the dipshit nationalists won the vote and now they're wondering why the UK is falling apart.

[–] Jon_Servo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Aren't a huge number of them dead already? Could have sworn I'd seen an article about it at some point...

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Shit ~~hole~~ beach country