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Wanted Drug Kingpin Keeps Exposing His Location in Mundane Google Reviews (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dude uses his real fucken names. All you had to be was Dejorno McBawls and you're good.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Seriously. I'd at least switch my name to angstytits. Delay my reviews until I'd left town at the very least.