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British passengers on Turkey flight drink the plane dry in under half an hour (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by DxK@lemmy.sdf.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Cuz they're sitting for hours, why not lol

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world -4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Because it somehow seems like a huge safety hazard to have a bunch of drunk people doing drunk people stuff in a plane

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Because it somehow seems like a huge safety hazard to have a bunch of drunk people doing drunk people stuff in a plane

This summer…

…airline food ain't what you gotta worry about…

…the sequel you’ve all been waiting for…

DRUNKS ON A PLANE

At 30,000 feet, snakes aren't the deadliest thing on this plane…drunks are.

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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Brilliant

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

having a drink does not make you drunk.